Inane rants from beyond the lunatic fringe.chewt.Tumblr (3.0; @chewt)http://chewt.tumblr.com/If Facebook ever lets you use gifs for profile pictures&#8230;.oh ho, those&#8217;ll be the days.<p>If Facebook ever lets you use gifs for profile pictures&#8230;.oh ho, those&#8217;ll be the days.</p>http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/34427459742http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/34427459742Sat, 27 Oct 2012 19:01:43 +0100FacebookgifsLife's small pleasures/victories?&#8220;Who am I supposed to vote for? The Republican who&#8217;s blasting me in the ass, or the...<p>&#8220;Who am I supposed to vote for? The Republican who&#8217;s blasting me in the ass, or the Democrat who&#8217;s blasting me in the ass?&#8221; - Mac, It&#8217;s Always Sunny in Philadelphia</p>http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/33886475699http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/33886475699Fri, 19 Oct 2012 10:42:55 +0100It's Always Sunny in PhiladelphiaNo truer words were ever spokenElection 2012Blasting some assThe Scottish Independence referendum will be a simple Aye/Och No choice.<p>The Scottish Independence referendum will be a simple Aye/Och No choice.</p>http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/33649204151http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/33649204151Mon, 15 Oct 2012 18:44:53 +0100Scottish IndependenceReferendumRemember that bit where Fozzie Bear Paul Ryan says he wants to ban abortion because he likes beans?...<p>Remember that bit where <strike>Fozzie Bear</strike> Paul Ryan says he wants to ban abortion because he likes beans? No but seriously, that <strike>touching</strike> creepy story is not justification for limiting access to abortion and anyone deciding to vote for Romney/Ryan because of that kind of sentimental bullshit needs to grow the fuck up.</p>http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/33431432265http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/33431432265Fri, 12 Oct 2012 16:22:15 +0100VP DebatePaul RyanAbortionBeansCut Sesame Street. Paint Paul Ryan yellow. Big Bird is saved!<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbqnsonizh1qatssho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Cut Sesame Street. Paint Paul Ryan yellow. Big Bird is saved!</p>http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/33370658104http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/33370658104Thu, 11 Oct 2012 18:12:00 +0100Paul RyanSesame StreetStrange how Big Bird's eyes are more lifelikeMaybe more of a Fozzie Bear?Call Bukowski, &#8220;Bukovski&#8221; to a room full of Poetry majors. Laugh inwardly at their...<p>Call Bukowski, &#8220;Bukovski&#8221; to a room full of Poetry majors. Laugh inwardly at their stares: equal parts anger and confusion.</p>http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/33176796662http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/33176796662Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:29:00 +0100BukowskiPoetryThat'll learn 'emHaven&#8217;t left the house in two weeks. Nails are long, Howard Hughes style. Loner beard also...<p>Haven&#8217;t left the house in two weeks. Nails are long, Howard Hughes style. Loner beard also reaching critical mass. I no longer remember what fresh air feels like.</p>http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/32390996999http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/32390996999Thu, 27 Sep 2012 13:40:18 +0100Loner beardUnemploymentHoward HughesZeta-male.http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/31339091850http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/31339091850Tue, 11 Sep 2012 17:06:00 +0100Zeta4 lyfParks and Recreation really is the best.<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/h-PUW6y4F6c?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Parks and Recreation really is the best.</p>http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/31146801762http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/31146801762Sat, 08 Sep 2012 21:51:08 +0100Lil' SebastianParks and RecreationRIP Amy Poehler + Will ArnettMouse RatThere Will Be Blood, ironically, is a carbon neutral film, as stated in the end credits.<p>There Will Be Blood, ironically, is a carbon neutral film, as stated in the end credits.</p>http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/31003937109http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/31003937109Thu, 06 Sep 2012 19:24:00 +0100There Will Be BloodPaul Thomas AndersonCarbon NeutralIronyShe said, &#8220;You don&#8217;t make enough to provide for me.&#8221; I said, &#8220;What about the...<p>She said, &#8220;You don&#8217;t make enough to provide for me.&#8221; I said, &#8220;What about the stuff that we &#8220;quote&#8221; believe?&#8221;</p>http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/30935773552http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/30935773552Wed, 05 Sep 2012 16:34:00 +0100Silver Jewskinda daySan Francisco BCVideo<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/841Du4DHFso?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/30933772228http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/30933772228Wed, 05 Sep 2012 15:32:00 +0100Silver JewsWe Could Be Looking For The Same ThingWhen you meet someoneand you just keep thinking about themWe may be through with the past, but the past ain&#8217;t through with us.<p>We may be through with the past, but the past ain&#8217;t through with us.</p>http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/30932438038http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/30932438038Wed, 05 Sep 2012 14:48:39 +0100MagnoliaPaul Thomas AndersonVideo montage of Mulder running after things.<p>Video montage of Mulder running after things.</p>http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/30653128499http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/30653128499Sat, 01 Sep 2012 15:06:56 +0100X-FilesMulderInternet inevitabilityFound A Job by Talking Heads predicted Keeping up with the Kardashians 30 years before their show...<p>Found A Job by Talking Heads predicted Keeping up with the Kardashians 30 years before their show started. Nothing is sacred.</p>http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/30336086691http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/30336086691Mon, 27 Aug 2012 21:54:22 +0100Talking HeadsKeeping up with the KardashiansFound A JobGoddamnnedhepburn: Dead at 82, Neil Armstrong.  It suddenly struck me...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9brtnWrg71qz7wfjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/30186300225/dead-at-82-neil-armstrong">nedhepburn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/239438129994547200">Dead at 82, Neil Armstrong</a>. </p> <p><span class="huge">It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn’t feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.</span></p> <div></div> </blockquote>http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/30186614153http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/30186614153Sat, 25 Aug 2012 20:13:00 +0100This pretty much made my day.<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/47839264" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>This pretty much made my day.</p>http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/29844424338http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/29844424338Mon, 20 Aug 2012 20:54:56 +0100Bill MurrayEclectic Method&#8220;If I stop drinking all at once, I&#8217;m afraid the cumulative hangover will kill me.&#8221;...<p><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft='{"type":1,"tn":"K"}'><span class="messageBody" data-ft='{"type":3}'><span class="userContent">&#8220;If I stop drinking all at once, I&#8217;m afraid the cumulative hangover will kill me.&#8221; - Sterling Archer</span></span></h6></p>http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/29566819941http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/29566819941Thu, 16 Aug 2012 20:34:00 +0100ArcherHangoverPixar&#8217;s Cars reimagined as a nightmarish purgatory where the cars are symbiotes of automobile...<p>Pixar&#8217;s Cars reimagined as a nightmarish purgatory where the cars are symbiotes of automobile wrecks and the tortured souls of their former owners, forced to drive around the desert for eternity to try and atone for their sins.</p>http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/25955369663http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/25955369663Tue, 26 Jun 2012 23:18:29 +0100CarsPixarPurgatoryLimboTV Pitch - &#8220;Animal Firm.&#8221; - A crack legal team solves high profile cases, but, *TWIST*...<p>TV Pitch - &#8220;Animal Firm.&#8221; - A crack legal team solves high profile cases, but, *TWIST* all the lawyers are animals and they use their animal traits to aid their lawyering. The main character is a dog, a cross between Don Draper and Lassie, called something like Chase McTail? &#8220;I&#8217;m chasing a lead.&#8221; would be a recurring catch-phrase.</p>http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/24757565802http://chewt.tumblr.com/post/24757565802Sat, 09 Jun 2012 19:10:21 +0100Animal FarmThe FirmDon DraperLassiePerfect ComboI think this is the one guys.