Pixar’s Cars reimagined as a nightmarish purgatory where the cars are symbiotes of automobile wrecks and the tortured souls of their former owners, forced to drive around the desert for eternity to try and atone for their sins.
TV Pitch - “Animal Firm.” - A crack legal team solves high profile cases, but, *TWIST* all the lawyers are animals and they use their animal traits to aid their lawyering. The main character is a dog, a cross between Don Draper and Lassie, called something like Chase McTail? “I’m chasing a lead.” would be a recurring catch-phrase.
The bread I’m eating right now has chilli in it and spices and stuff and it is pretty much the most exciting thing that has happened to me in days.